Character If (Female?) then (killHer(); GetNewFemale(); ) elsif (Male?) then (killHim(); RezDeadGuy(); )
See? Everyone dies on the show. The only difference is that the girls get new faces, the guys are just brought back to life (to be killed again...)
Or you can write this: So the angels have kidnapped Anna, but John Winchester (who's hanging out in heaven) is like, "Aw hell no, she's the only girl capable enough to sire my grandchildren." and Mary joins him saying, "Yeah... she's barely worthy of Dean." and the two of them proceeds to free her. Then she's all like, "Wow John, Mary thanks." Then he says, "Shut up girl and quit your pansy whining. Get back down to earth and help my boy kick Satan's ass already. Geez I would have had it all done by now." Mary giggles as she hits John playfully, "And I would have your clothes torn off by now. In fact, have I mentioned how sexy you were beating up on those angels?" Anna then quickly leaves so fast she sets a new speed limit for light.
Maybe I could stick with that scene and create a whole new genre of erotic fanfiction, 'heaven sex'.
Is there one regular female character on the show who is actually alive at the moment? I think the only naturally alive person of either sex left is Bobby.
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If (Female?)
then (killHer(); GetNewFemale(); )
elsif (Male?)
then (killHim(); RezDeadGuy(); )
See? Everyone dies on the show. The only difference is that the girls get new faces, the guys are just brought back to life (to be killed again...)
Or you can write this:
So the angels have kidnapped Anna, but John Winchester (who's hanging out in heaven) is like, "Aw hell no, she's the only girl capable enough to sire my grandchildren." and Mary joins him saying, "Yeah... she's barely worthy of Dean." and the two of them proceeds to free her. Then she's all like, "Wow John, Mary thanks." Then he says, "Shut up girl and quit your pansy whining. Get back down to earth and help my boy kick Satan's ass already. Geez I would have had it all done by now." Mary giggles as she hits John playfully, "And I would have your clothes torn off by now. In fact, have I mentioned how sexy you were beating up on those angels?" Anna then quickly leaves so fast she sets a new speed limit for light.
Is there one regular female character on the show who is actually alive at the moment? I think the only naturally alive person of either sex left is Bobby.
Who knows how the last season might go.
Which made my face go like this D: