It's become apparent that someone made a deal with God on my behalf (or maybe I did it when I was drunk) that I would get this television show designed entirely for me that is delivered to my house every week. I should be really happy about it all, but I'm actually kind of creeped out, and a bit intimidated.

On a tangential note, here is a great visual demonstration of how horror movie writers get around the 'everyone has a cell phone' problem.


ETA: SPN spoilers in teh comments.

...between work and reading wanky Japanese PhD theses and my true passion, making Blingees.



And I don't think I posted it here, but I did a page on Sarah Palin as well.

WELL DUH.

Mostly it's a sexual identity thing. Although I also kind of want her to bake me cupcakes. Maybe it's because my mother never loved me.

ETA: Also, when I went to look for that picture I found out that there's no need for me to visit fandom_wank this week, because it had come to my own comm! Awesome!


ETA2: DELETED. Oh the pain :(

An MP from Israel:



And I am guessing this lady is from Italy, but I don't know. Nice boots anyway!



Also, speaking of women with guns, I created my first LJ joke community today. It's a milestone in any young person's life.

palin_confusion

"For people who are disturbed by the intensity of their love for Sarah Palin."

I'm not sure what's more embarrassing about me giving my Windows machine a virus just now: the fact that I fell for the oldest n00b trick in the book (dodgy exe file), or the fact that I fell for it because was in such a distracted hurry while trying to find a video of Sarah Palin firing a gun.

I'm not worried about the machine, since a) it's all backed up and b) it sucks so much I kind of want it to die so I can get a new laptop. Also, my laptop now features free gay porn! You can never have enough gay porn!

But yeah, kind of embarrassing. I feel like the aliens in Independence Day. Why do you hate Sarah Palin, Jeff Goldblum??

( ETA: Found a picture. )

( ETA 2: Found another! )

ETA 3: Finally found the frackin' video!